LOL

  • Friend: hi, thank you for calling ginza sushi, how can I help you?
  • Customer: uh, what is this?
  • friend: ginza sushi
  • customer: you guys clean chimneys?
  • friend: no, were a restaurant
  • QUOTE " She hates people "
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sug0iland:

Concrete Wall - Zee Avi

Don’t wanna keep on sharing my bed

With someone that I have to love less and less
Every time I try to make you smile
You say that I’m being a child
Well, I tried my best 

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amphigori:

Rescue Song (RAC remix) - Mr. Little Jeans

I’m gonna rescue you, so you can rescue me too.”

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I know it looks messy, but oh wells!

I know it looks messy, but oh wells!

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cocon-ut:

they are so cute

cocon-ut:

they are so cute

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(via jazziiiebadd)

(via iiiiii-hate-you-all)

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Going to a friends house

  • Normal people: What a lovely home you have
  • Me: Whats your wifi password?

(via foreveroornever)

(via tiffanyleto)


seriously.

seriously.

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